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when someone flakes on you....you call them a name...in this case a "whore" so to shorten the phrase of "that whore flaked on me" just say "i got served a bowl of whoreflakes"
I got served a bowl of whoreflakes yesterday when this chick hung out with her friend instead of me.
by Tneigsngoi December 03, 2007
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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After a girl flakes on a guy, the guy becomes angry and therefore calls her a whore. Therefore, putting the terms together forms whoreflakes and is "served", metaphorically, to him after such event.
by Rujxtghxtk December 03, 2007
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When a person is unreliable and cancels plans with you they're considered a flake. When you get upset with that person because of they flaked on you, you may call them names; in this case a 'whore'. So, by combining the two terms together you can call the person a whore flake. it can also be a noun being similar to a bowl of cereal.
by Darin and Jon April 21, 2008
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A slut who'll sleep with any man who has money no matter how ugly, unpleasant, old he is just because he has money and who thinks, as most women do, that she's a fucking prize and tells guys she will be decent towards them instead of treating them like a human atm or a Sugar Daddy. But if any male dares reject her she will typically throw an epic tantrum and/or tamper tantrom like a spoiled six year-old girl because little princess is of course entitled to everything, and may even add a "you don't deserve me anyway"/"what a fucking faggot"/"I bet you're a fag"/"you must be a faggot, then"/"your dick must be tiny". Most of the time a gay male-only homophobe. May very well be a feminist and a Cheryl Kays.
"That girl got crazy because I didn't start worshipping her and denigrating myself for being a guy". "Who gives a shit, man? She's obviously a whoreflake".
by nnyms1334 June 26, 2019