a male's forecast of who he will be sleeping with soon.
"hey james, who you goin out with tomorrow?"
"i donno, i gotta check the whorecast"
by rachel nicole September 04, 2005
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a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Hurricane Vagina just made land fall."
by Mike Damus September 22, 2009
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The probability of finding many attractive females at an event ; the expected hot girl to guy ratio at a social gathering...usually checked before deciding if one should actually attend or not.
John: "are you guy's interested in going to Justin's party tonight?"

Chris: "I don't know, what's the expected whorecast look like?"
by Brentonius May 12, 2009
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The usually pre-recorded message that you hear when calling a go-go bar. A list of the day's/night's line up of dancers.
"I don't know if it'll be any good tonight at Roxy's, why don't you call 'em and get the whorecast?

A typical whorecast: "Tonight at Roxy's Non-Stop Go-Go: Nikki, Amber, Porsche, Destiny, Mercedes, Tatiana..."etc.
by J Sperm October 11, 2009
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a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.
"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Right now it's raining tits. I'd get here before it breaks."
by Mike Damus September 22, 2009
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When by virtue of her behavior it is unquestionably clear that a friend's or family member's young daughter is going to be a complete whore when she grows up. Typically a shared observation that one only verbalizes when another person is brave enough to broach the topic.
Paul: Hey man... have you and Bonnie had Robbie's daughter over to play with your daughter? How'd that go for you?
Gene: Yeah man it's alarming.... I gave Bonnie the whorecast on that one - I guess we'll see.
by PAreal October 10, 2018
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the daily outlook on sex life as a married couple
Jon: What's the Whorecast tonight?

Carrie: Partly frigid with a 80% percent chance of no sex
by beachmom August 29, 2009
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