1. a woman that goes around too much that her vagina swelled up and looks like a bagel.
2. everything you love about bagels wrapped up in a nice toasty whore.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

NOUN - A person who is either sexually promiscuous, generally ignorant, or both simultaneously.

Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.