(n) A person on Yelp who has a million reviews and most of them 5 stars, for places they couldn't have been to.
This fucking yelp whore who praised this garage and I got royally hosed in the booty when I used him. The work sucked and my car won't start! When I check all other reviews the yelp who're wrote, they were 5 stars in 27 states coast to coast in 4 months! If I ever see them in real life, I'm going to hit them with a Tony Danza!!!
by Cittidude February 18, 2016
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The final, astral insult that should only be used in worst case scenarios, this insult may save you from dying instantly, but saying this to someone will cause they're entire bloodline dead or alive, to be erased from existence, which may include you.

Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: ur forerunners whore runners
*99.34% of the world's population dies instantly*
Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: your forerunners whore runners
*Every particle that even belonged to anyone related to Carl is instantly erased from every timeline, leaving it to never exist, creating a paradox wormhole that destroys the multiverse itself*
by Jescyn April 01, 2018
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Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!
Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.
by Applestein August 25, 2020
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