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The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.
You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
by BobBoberBobest January 28, 2011
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Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.
"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"
by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004
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an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.
by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004
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