Whopper

Whopper can be used to describe someone/something you don't like.

"Why did you do that?"
"Sorry"
"You f*cking 'whopper' "

Something you dont like:
"Err i'm not going there, that place is ''whopping'' off"

by yohan hassen July 11, 2012

Whoppering

The act of having a wet dream, usually on accident, while sleeping in the same bed as another male.

Bro, last night I totally whoppered while sharing the bed with Mathis. I don't think he knows I was Whoppering.

by Arocklobsta January 11, 2012

Whopper

This refers to a recruitment agenct/consultant (whatever the fuck they call themselves). The analogy relates to someone going fishing and claiming they 'caught a whopper' and of course they are lying out of their arse constantly as the caught a tiddler or jack shit as usual, typical recruitment consultcunt arse gravy.

Hang on mate, I've got a Whopper on the line again, I will talk when I've got him off the hook.

by FannyTwattingAdams September 8, 2010

Whopper

Noun. An angry sometimes painful dump, usually taken in unsanitary conditions.

The boy took a mean whopper in the woods.

by OB Crew November 23, 2011

Whopper

An Italian male, who is also a father.

"Once I popped 'er, I became a Whopper!"

by Barry MacCockener January 25, 2005

Whopper

A really attractive lassie from East Kilbride, the kind you'd see walking down the street but know you don't have a chance with.

A total ride.

Has a quality rack (hard to tell coz she continually refuses to get them out) and a cracking arse

Man she's a right whopper

by BigJock69 June 14, 2010

Whopper BK

The ultimate, unbelievably horrible buzzkill. Something you do not want to experience after smoking.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot

Being arrested last night was a Whopper BK.

Wow, I'll bet. But don't BK me right now with this story man.

by Smollie October 22, 2009