1. n. The universal contextual noun. Used mostly when the actual name of the object is unknown. Derived from working on Chrysler products, not knowing what the F%$K certian parts were or what purpose they served.
(See also Sprutis, Whootilated Sprutis, and Sprutilated Whootis.)

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.