It is a big old hairy vagina with balls
I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her
by Chipotle batman July 17, 2015
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Dude, Megan Fox's thumb is TOTALLY whompy. It looks like a penis with a toenail. Probably the only part of her body that ISN'T plastic.
by Jessica Browning February 11, 2010
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The word version of the sound wa-wa-wah....

Sound used for a variety of purposes, for example, but not limited to, when someone screws up or does something lame. Can sometimes be heard on game shows.
"I can't find my tractor."

"That's whompy."
by SAJM March 02, 2008
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The word in which is used to describe an ass too beautiful for normal human language
Allen-aye cody you see that girls ass over there
Cody-Yeah that add is totally whompy
by Man-O-Culture November 25, 2017
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When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
by Blonde Bombshell_77 August 19, 2008
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