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someone who whacks their whizzer i.e beats their meat (masturbates)in a furious manner.
put that dirty magazine down terry, you raging whizzwhacker!

stop whizzwacking, grandad, nan will be home soon!

david whizzwhacked himself into an aneurism!
by ghilly October 01, 2007
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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