Urban Dictionary: whizjob

Top definition

A blowjob performed on a man while he is standing in front of a woman who is seated and peeing.

When I was in high school I followed my girlfriend into the bathroom, and next thing I know I'm getting a whizjob.

by mackdaddy January 14, 2005

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020