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Whitemail: to try and trick someone into doing something you want them to do in a polite manner without publicly embarassing them to make sure a demand is met
man, my wife tried to whitemail me the other day. She said if I would clean the kitchen then I would get sex for a week, can you believe that?
by Synmontwist February 18, 2011
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Hey, can you help me do something really quick ?
Nah bro I have to do some homework .
But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.
Bro, that’s WhiteMail
Nah bro I have to do some homework .
But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.
Bro, that’s WhiteMail
by MyNameIsYES January 25, 2020
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The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010
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Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom
Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !
Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !
by Klinkhammer April 18, 2018
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An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.
by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020