Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
by SlutVista November 03, 2013
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The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."
Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.
by Bucknut89 December 03, 2011
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When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.
She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!
by Scandanavian746 March 10, 2011
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The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."
by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010
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When one is caught in the act of masturbation during ejaculation, typically when parents walk in on teens.
Person 1: Dude did you hear about Johnny?
Person 2: Yah man. He got caught white-handed. He's not getting his laptop back for a long time.
Person 1: He really needs to lay off the masturbation.
by Jedijonathan1234 September 26, 2015
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This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.
"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."
by Zer0tic September 04, 2006
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