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The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.
I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.
by The Jesticles January 20, 2010
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.
Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.
by Ieatfatkidz June 01, 2007
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A series of comics that are full of satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues. These comics can be enjoyed by all, even the stupid.
by MetalMoe May 19, 2004
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Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.
If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
by Galloping Ghost June 05, 2005
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its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com
white ninja and the spiders that got him at last
by tom beach February 18, 2004
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The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.
"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"
by Immortal-Jake May 09, 2006
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