TONY said to me one day, "so i was white boy juking across the field in pe when i tripped after doing my white boy juke and i fucking rolled into the safe zone. then i white boy juked my way up to the football and then i white boy juked all the way to my side. white boy juke for the win!
did i mention i was doing the white boy juke?"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz