This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 25, 2014
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Communication device (telephone and kiosk to send emails) that inmates use to contact their friends and family. This form of communication is always monitored and/or recorded.

This is also how an inmate requests to speak to investigators to begin snitching.
Willie was crying last night, saying he can't handle being in jail. He's definitely gonna blow the pig whistle.
by Peebee Enjay September 3, 2020
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A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.
I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.

This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021
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Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.
Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww
by Ninja Alpaca April 5, 2019
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