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Getting completley intoxicated with the substance of alcohol, possibly pills, and/or marijuana. There are five catagories of whirlwinds.

Catagory 1- Getting really drunk and making a few good memories.

Catagory 2- Getting REALLY drunk and having a fight, or just laughing the whole night.

Catagory 3- Getting even more drunk and possibly having a one night stand and/or group sex.

Catagory 4- Blacked out drunk, fighting, sexing, and maybe some crying.

Catagory 5- Drinking so much that you barely remember anything. Having sex with your loved one, and then waking up naked on top of your same-sex friend the next morning. A trip to Taco-Bell usually follows after at around 10 a.m.
"Holy shit, last night I got so drunk and had crazy sex. I laughed, I cried, and I woke up nakey. It was a whirlwind."
by Kennn e December 13, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Verb: The act of becoming physically overfamiliar with a member of the opposite sex when in an advanced state of inebriation.

Noun: Someone who is caught in the above act
Verb: Man, look at him all over that girl, he's about to hit the whirlwind!

Noun: David is remarkably drunk tonight, he is such a whirlwind
by Dux81 July 17, 2006
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The act of shitting and puking at the same time.
Man I was takin a shit and I started puking, it was like a whirlwind.
by Scott January 14, 2005
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a whirlwind is a sexual act where a woman's clitoris is licked in circles....
That boy sure knows how to give me a whirlwind!!!!
by amc28016 January 24, 2012
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what danielle does when she licks me right...umhum.
to lick the clit in a swirling motion.
She gave me the whirl wind.
by lattice and margie far June 03, 2003
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