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The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.
Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!
by MNO October 11, 2006
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Being controlled completely by a woman and doing anything she asks when she asks.
Damn Jordan is whipped by Amanda he does anything she says!
by KorruptOne November 08, 2010
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When a man is controlled by his girlfriend...almost entirely. To the point of embarresment when his friends tell him that his girlfriend has got him whipped.
Cam is totally whipped but not as bad as Swain.
by Ahh May 01, 2005
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Having Your Girlfriend keep your testicles at her house so you can only see them when you hang out with her. Also Bailing on people for the purpose of looking at your testicles
Jake: Im gonna go to justins house
Vanessa: JAKE! (Cracking of the Whip)
Jake: Ok ill go bail on justin
Vanessa: Alright Jake thats the way to be Whipped
by Ascruzer October 14, 2008
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Doing every thing that your girlfriend says and ditching your real friends for her, being a little bitch, answering to the crack of the voice, Ray and Schaub
Ray Freund w/ Fran Schaub w/ Arianna
by Kent Eikey April 28, 2005
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being controlled by your girlfriend or girl.
JT (booties) is totally whipped by E.C.C.
by B'ran November 05, 2009
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When a man is so under the control of his girlfriend he will do anything she says. Even if it means bailing on the boys.
Jack: Could I please go to cricket training tonight?

Girlfriend: Like fuck, you are staying home to rub lotion on my feet.

Jack: Okay, I'll just tell the boys I have gastro. I'm so whipped.
by bjyeahm8 October 10, 2016
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