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A "whipkey" is a person who is extremely great and you'll never meet anyone who does it like them. it's commonly used as a last name. the girls in the family have big boobs. some are either super short, or super tall. you'll never get like them.
dude: "yo, duuuude, is that... that whipkey girl?"

dude #2: "fuuuuck yeah, dude, she's fine as shit!"
by lovinitttt May 13, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A large fat ass, usually likes to stick it in childrend faces,
OMG I totally f*cked a whipkey last night
by 123407876 April 05, 2008
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A failing musician who refuses to become a wedding singer to preserve their “integrity”. They’re delusions of integrity parallel the beliefs of creationists. There hair line has a better real estate portfolio than they could ever achieve as a person. If they had become a wedding band and put 10% of their in an index fund they probably would have that first record pressing of 5000 copies they bank rolled paid off, instead 4500 copies plague the storage unit their ex has been subsidizing for years to keep them and those 4500 records out of their home.
Karen: I can’t believe I married that Whipkey, he spends all day thinking about Kurt Cobain instead of getting a Job.
Blanche: Kurt Cobain definitely would have hated his music.
Karen: Bowling for Soup has more “integrity”.
Blanche: Totes.
by Whipkeylash March 14, 2020
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