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never; it won't happen
F student: Think I could get into Harvard?
A student: When pigs fly!
by William MacCabe November 24, 2005
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.
Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2019
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Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.
Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.
Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?
by RatchetBoo June 06, 2003
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A random gurl:can you join our litterature club

that mc who believes in gender equality like me: when pigs fly
by NeonPhantomFox October 02, 2020
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