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- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!
- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
- Of course.
- You're a player!
- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
by Timaios September 29, 2018
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
4
Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.
He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.
Beware of the whelk boy!!
He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.
Beware of the whelk boy!!
girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"
girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"
girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."
girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"
girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."
by fuckedbyabumder August 29, 2011
5
Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.
Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.
Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.
by Georgied May 25, 2011
6
A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.
by George Vespe May 10, 2008