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A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.
- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
by Timaios September 29, 2018
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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a fool, moron.. someone who is not to bright
Mike Lindine is a complete whelk for not host ing his site correctly
by Ryan oBerlander, Matt Melvin October 15, 2006
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Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.

He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.

Beware of the whelk boy!!
girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"

girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"

girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."
by fuckedbyabumder August 29, 2011
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Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.

Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.
Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk"
by Georgied May 25, 2011
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A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.
With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.
by George Vespe May 10, 2008
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