A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.

a fool, moron.. someone who is not to bright

Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.

He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.

Beware of the whelk boy!!

Various water snails; sometimes edible

Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.

Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.

A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.

A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.