Urban Dictionary: wheatus

A noun used to describe inconvenient gases and/or fluids being expelled from the anus in a discreet manner.

"Hey Marsha! Want go to to the beach later?" "Aw shucks, David. I wish I could, but wheatus has struck."

by sugargay~ May 08, 2018

When something is unacceptable / not good. Originating from the song 'teenage dirtbag' by the band from which the name derives.

'Hey mum. What is this food, it is wheatus.' 'But son....your room is wheatus'

by dictionary kid September 24, 2013

Guy 1: Hey want to go to old navy?
Guy 2: No I don't want that wheatus bullshit.

by Jimminy kkrixket December 01, 2020