That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Name for a teenage boy with an organic personality, usually possessing the build of a string-bean, spaghetti, or other material with the diameter of wheat. Very pale, this type of boy is most commonly spotted amidst the highschool mathletes or on the track to upkeep his wheat-like figure. While commonly beige in character, most people tend to appreciate their wheat-like friends. It must be noted, however, that some people are gluten free and cannot tolerate such boys.

Wheat is a term about when you feed two Minecraft cows and they smash their heads together and a baby cow comes out. Meaning the person wants to smash

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

Any type of marijuana.

Coarse pubic hair