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a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person
when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!
by chillymiller October 09, 2006
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