a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!
by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002
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A question that elicits a response in the here and now.

In French, "Quesque tu fait?"
Anytime anyone doesn't know what the other person is doing they can ask what are you doing?
by EvaLissens September 20, 2009
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An expression of amazement that the person spoken to could be, do, or say something so uncool/outrageous.
Fuck off! What are you like? That's bloody ridiculous!
by 3nik January 01, 2012
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Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.
Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!
by peeface har December 19, 2017
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The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.
*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!
by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018
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