Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"

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home of the 3 local hard-cases: charmer, crusher and brute people you don, want to fuck with they will "chop your tits off, fry them up infront of you then eat them" if not them will "smack you 9 times to the nose" or in the brutes case just simply "knock you the fuck out"

if you come to whaley on a vacation expect the charm of the charmer to work on you and you will fall in love immediately or if not you will feel the pain of the crusher and the bone also expect to see some of the local nits from a few towns over lying on the floor unconscious when you come to whaley bridge. have a nice stay you taxal teste tickling whaley willy worshipers.