An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
slang for african american, especially one with bad hygiene. Derived from the joke:
"why don't sharks eat african americans?"
"because they think it is whale shit"
"why don't sharks eat african americans?"
"because they think it is whale shit"
-What is that awful smell?
-Just some stupid whale shit. I hate whale shit, they just stink up the world
-Just some stupid whale shit. I hate whale shit, they just stink up the world
by Jack Mehoff October 24, 2004
“Get the whale shits here. We need to clean the house from last night”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
by Centrist Chad March 28, 2018
by lhtop July 09, 2016
This guy is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Sketchy, rapey, lardass, illiterate, and inhuman by all accounts. He’s goddam Whale Shit.
by SalTheButcher November 07, 2019
by Eli Sukol November 11, 2007
1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 07, 2011