whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 4, 2006

whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 4, 2006

whacksturbate

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions

Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist

by one4the$ August 24, 2009