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When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).
Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.
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