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someone who is a total wet wipe, also refered to as wet
by zergo4 March 06, 2018
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Slang for a female hard on. A guy gets wood, a girl gets wet.
He is so hot. He totally gives me a wettie.
by Buckstar September 09, 2010
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A wettie is short for having a wet dream
Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring
by Mizzy_CGK July 06, 2020
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decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.
'omg, you're such a wettie'
by Babe123 February 20, 2009
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Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.
Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.
by BL Johnson July 11, 2006
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