Urban Dictionary: wettie

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someone who is a total wet wipe, also refered to as wet

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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

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wettie

Slang for a female hard on. A guy gets wood, a girl gets wet.

He is so hot. He totally gives me a wettie.

by Buckstar September 09, 2010

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Wettie

A wettie is short for having a wet dream

Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring

by Mizzy_CGK July 06, 2020

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wettie

decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.

'omg, you're such a wettie'

by Babe123 February 20, 2009

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Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.

Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.

by BL Johnson July 11, 2006

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