A person who's damp and is hopeless or lame.
Ugh stop being such a wetty
by Hitch302 February 22, 2017
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Someone who has to stop playing football when it starts raining. Can be applied to wider uses
i can't believe he is leaving the pub at 10pm, what a wetty
by Dictionary Giles January 18, 2015
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Basically another way of sayingNice One
Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”
by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020
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A lad/girl who spends all their time with their other half, rejecting mates to be loved up
Youre such a wetty for spending the last week with your missus
by qwerty523 May 29, 2011
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A wettie is short for having a wet dream
Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring
by Mizzy_CGK July 06, 2020
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When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.
A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"
by jarry999 June 10, 2013
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Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.
Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"
by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010
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