Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine
by Ajaxs April 22, 2007
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A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.
Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'
by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014
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the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels
Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry
by Skster October 25, 2009
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Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.
I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.
by Gucc May 19, 2007
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decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.
'omg, you're such a wettie'
by Babe123 February 20, 2009
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Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.
Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.
by BL Johnson July 11, 2006
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