Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum
Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy
by JoeTHEEAverage November 12, 2011
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everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
a wet willy does not involve a finger
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
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When you cum and stick your dick in somebody's ear.
I gave mary a wet willy last night after she gave me head.
by ac333334 December 11, 2006
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When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.
by Ike February 16, 2005
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A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.
Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs
by wet Willy Wonka December 14, 2008
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When your girl gives you some good brain resulting in an incredible explosion of your skeetand she keeps it in her mouth then goes straight to eating your ass spitting your man juice into your anal.
*last night things got so kinky between my girl she performed a wet willy on me
-No way, you have yourself a freak bro
by szcherries January 27, 2015
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Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.
Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.
by gogoppl August 08, 2010
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