To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.
"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her
with it."
"Dude, you totally wet socked her"
with it."
"Dude, you totally wet socked her"
by Pumps. December 28, 2013
by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007
When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015
Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.
by Quagbert February 29, 2004
by RapeIsLikeARollercoaster April 28, 2018
When you have worn the same socks so long that they are wet from sweat, then when you take them off they get instantly hard and crispy.
by Gage Burdge March 27, 2012