Urban Dictionary: wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.

"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"

by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007

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Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.

I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.

by Kenilworth April 14, 2009

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wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

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Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).

"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"

by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015

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Wet socks

When your girl is giving you a foot job wearing socks and you cum all over the socks.

Dude I gave my girl some wet socks last night .

by RapeIsLikeARollercoaster April 28, 2018

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wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

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Wet Socks

When you have worn the same socks so long that they are wet from sweat, then when you take them off they get instantly hard and crispy.

Damn, you got wet socks.

by Gage Burdge March 27, 2012

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