When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up