Urban Dictionary: wet cheese

A yellow artificially and hydrogenated dyed mess that resembles melted party cheese; appeals to some, disgusts many.

Suh yo, let me get somma dat wet cheese free toppin. Nah dawg squirt some mow dat liqueh stuff on mah hot dawg from dis 7-11 right cheah. 7-11 gots the best dawgs in town. It's free toppin, keep squirtin!

Hey marcus! Hook me up whit one a dem pretzels with a cup o' dat wet cheese!

by brkn2nd March 08, 2009

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Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 04, 2020

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Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

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wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

by gab-real October 26, 2009

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wet cheese sandwhich

A incredibly extreme gay man

"I saw this wet cheese sandwhich at the park and he told me that i have a nice dick".

by Big feces May 16, 2008

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Get your cheese wet

To get any form of sex - oral or intercourse. Mainly for men: getting your dick wet - sucked or fucked.

Yo dude, what happened with the babe you took home last night? You get your cheese wet?

by ZER21 May 13, 2021

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Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.

I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

by EwUrGrowse May 24, 2021

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