Top definition
n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt
Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.
by mike February 22, 2004
Get a wet butt mug for your cat Zora.
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
Get a porch dick mug for your sister Zora.
2
Somebody who is on the receiving end of anal sex.
After Danny porked Tommy, Tommy was a confirmed Wetbutt.
by Flagger McCord December 13, 2004
Get a Wetbutt mug for your buddy Abdul.
3
When you poke a hole in the top of a water bottle and squirt it at someone's butt when they are standing in front of you without them knowing.
haha he just got a wetbutt and he doesn't even know it.
by rasta420 April 12, 2011
Get a wetbutt mug for your sister-in-law Larisa.