You can tell she's a Westie because she's wearing sparkles and I heard her throwing up in the bathroom.
by Lluevos Rancheros August 10, 2003
by JanaBear November 24, 2005
Pale, greasy-looking people predominantly from the western suburbs of Sydney, Australia, especially Rooty Hill, Penrith, and surrounding areas. A cousin to the USA Trailer Trash and the UK Chav. Westies have a very strict dress code: black AC/DC and Metallica shirts and blue or black jeans. Nothing else is permitted, except for the mandatory flannel shirt wrapped around their waists, kind of like a small, low cape. A sort of “Super Tea Towel Man” look. Footwear includes ankle-high leather shoes of any kind or thongs (flip-flops).
The males are usually scrawny with wispy goatee beards that they’ve never shaved, but still haven’t managed to accumulate more than a dozen hairs. However, they think they are the exact replicas of ZZ Top.
The females wear similar clothes to the males, but are also permitted spandex bike shorts and ugg boots. The larger the butt, the more chance it will be wrapped in taunt spandex, with two worn patches on each cheek showing a faint hint of white.
Both males and females wear mullets, unless the male is bald. If the male is balding he will shave his head and wear black sunglasses. It’s inevitable.
Drawn together by a strong dislike of anything that can’t be found in pubs--i.e., 70’s rock, sports on TV, booze, and fighting--they also sit around at home, watch porn and smoke bongs. They leave school too early to learn about proper birth control and the unsavoury results of incest, go on the dole and reproduce. Unfortunately, this is encouraged by the Australian government and the culling of Westies is not permitted by law.
You will not find intelligent or original Westies, by definition. Any person with higher than room-temperature IQ born into a Westie household will leave and join another sub-culture.
Westies are insecure and aggressive. However, they are safe when not in groups, since they’ll only pick fights when they outnumber you at least 4-to-1. It’s common for the females to start fights between two male Westies who are too stupid to know they’ve been set up (which is all of them).
Westies know five words and all of them are swear words. Communication is fairly difficult, since you can only express basic urges in words they'll understand. To read popular Westie sayings and slogans, visit a public toilet.
The best ways to avoid them is to live in an area that doesn’t have government housing and stay away from public transport. You will never find them on university grounds or in non-fast food restaurants.
The males are usually scrawny with wispy goatee beards that they’ve never shaved, but still haven’t managed to accumulate more than a dozen hairs. However, they think they are the exact replicas of ZZ Top.
The females wear similar clothes to the males, but are also permitted spandex bike shorts and ugg boots. The larger the butt, the more chance it will be wrapped in taunt spandex, with two worn patches on each cheek showing a faint hint of white.
Both males and females wear mullets, unless the male is bald. If the male is balding he will shave his head and wear black sunglasses. It’s inevitable.
Drawn together by a strong dislike of anything that can’t be found in pubs--i.e., 70’s rock, sports on TV, booze, and fighting--they also sit around at home, watch porn and smoke bongs. They leave school too early to learn about proper birth control and the unsavoury results of incest, go on the dole and reproduce. Unfortunately, this is encouraged by the Australian government and the culling of Westies is not permitted by law.
You will not find intelligent or original Westies, by definition. Any person with higher than room-temperature IQ born into a Westie household will leave and join another sub-culture.
Westies are insecure and aggressive. However, they are safe when not in groups, since they’ll only pick fights when they outnumber you at least 4-to-1. It’s common for the females to start fights between two male Westies who are too stupid to know they’ve been set up (which is all of them).
Westies know five words and all of them are swear words. Communication is fairly difficult, since you can only express basic urges in words they'll understand. To read popular Westie sayings and slogans, visit a public toilet.
The best ways to avoid them is to live in an area that doesn’t have government housing and stay away from public transport. You will never find them on university grounds or in non-fast food restaurants.
by ban rap March 25, 2006
Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.
"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."
by Mr. G. West July 11, 2008
A smart and outrageous person that goes out of their way to make everyone happy. Her smile is perfect, and she is very attractive. She likes to party, be a badass, but loves her family unconditionally.
by daniiicaa April 9, 2019
Westied, Verb, - Get cornered in a conversation from which you cannot escape without showing extreme rudeness
by Mr_J_MIc April 29, 2015
Super violent Irish Mob in New York/New Jersey.
Mostly active on the North side of Staten Island, parts of Queens, Parts of North and Central Jersey, and actually still a tough crew in Hells kitchen in Manhattan. The crew from Hells Kitchen is mostly the sons/nephews of the major guys that went to prison in the late 80's and early 90's (Coonan,Cumminskey,etc.) and with them are some of the original members that recently have been released from prison after 15-20 years (Kelly, Bokun,) as well as new recruits and some Irish Republican Army members living over here. They also have a good relationship with most of the major outlaw biker gangs, (Hells Angels, Pagans, Warlocks, The Breed). The Westies are the only guys that the traditional Italian Mafia wont mess with or try to tax. They are too crazy and violent and cannot be reasoned with so they are left alone. They run some of the unions in New York/North Jersey where there are alot of Irish laborers. Usually the guys at the very top of these Unions are Westies. They are also active in parts of the Auto industry (sales,rental,shipping cars, towing, bodywork) and loansharking money which is their bread and butter. Real Crazy, Real Violent Organization
Mostly active on the North side of Staten Island, parts of Queens, Parts of North and Central Jersey, and actually still a tough crew in Hells kitchen in Manhattan. The crew from Hells Kitchen is mostly the sons/nephews of the major guys that went to prison in the late 80's and early 90's (Coonan,Cumminskey,etc.) and with them are some of the original members that recently have been released from prison after 15-20 years (Kelly, Bokun,) as well as new recruits and some Irish Republican Army members living over here. They also have a good relationship with most of the major outlaw biker gangs, (Hells Angels, Pagans, Warlocks, The Breed). The Westies are the only guys that the traditional Italian Mafia wont mess with or try to tax. They are too crazy and violent and cannot be reasoned with so they are left alone. They run some of the unions in New York/North Jersey where there are alot of Irish laborers. Usually the guys at the very top of these Unions are Westies. They are also active in parts of the Auto industry (sales,rental,shipping cars, towing, bodywork) and loansharking money which is their bread and butter. Real Crazy, Real Violent Organization
Dont make trouble in that carpenters union in Queens, its run by some Westies, they will send some of their boys to chop your hands off with a frekin ax !!!!!!!
by Rabidbrawler March 30, 2010