A method of male masturbation in which a man places a piece of 200 grit sandpaper in a microwave (or a small oven) for 45 seconds, and then proceeds to hold the sandpaper in his hand rough side outward, and furiously pleasure himself.
Bob: Hey Bayliff, what are you doing tonight?
Bayliff: Well, I'm fucking my girlfriend Pinky, then winding down with a Western Sandbox.
Bayliff: Well, I'm fucking my girlfriend Pinky, then winding down with a Western Sandbox.
by Oneinthechamber June 19, 2012
Money transfer service designed to rip you off of your hard-earned savings.
Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.
NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.
Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.
NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.
Customer: Good morning, my name is Customer and it seems my money has disappeared into thin air. Control code is 123456987. Could you check, please?"
Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."
Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."
by bloodymurdererhahaha October 26, 2008
Western Park is a 'hood in South Oak Cliff, TX. It's a real big 'hood with about 6 smaller ones inside of it, Dopeside, Kenwood, Highland Road Village, Village Green, Los Encinos and Westhaven Park. It's nicknames is WP, 445, or Trap Town.
Since it's big as hell, it got a whole lotta gangs in it that are in different sides.
Dopeside- Bloods
Kenwood- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs, Sureños
Highland Road Village- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs, Sureños, Ski Mask Click
Village Green- Crips, Ski Mask Click
Los Encinos- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs
Westhaven Park- Crips, Sureños, Oak Cliff Thugs
We also got different races that are in different sides.
Since it's big as hell, it got a whole lotta gangs in it that are in different sides.
Dopeside- Bloods
Kenwood- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs, Sureños
Highland Road Village- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs, Sureños, Ski Mask Click
Village Green- Crips, Ski Mask Click
Los Encinos- Crips, Oak Cliff Thugs
Westhaven Park- Crips, Sureños, Oak Cliff Thugs
We also got different races that are in different sides.
by WP Rider January 22, 2011
An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
by kdjo66 May 30, 2009
The ghetto area of New South Wales Australia. Western Sydney includes the suburbs of Blacktown, Mount Druitt, Rooty Hill, Seven Hills and many, many more of those little known suburbs to the west of Sydney hence the name, Western Sydney.
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
On this episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls be dropped of in the middle of Western Sydney.
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
by michelle-m December 14, 2010
Someone from the western world who thinks they’re Slavic because they said comrade once abs wear Adidas.
Generally the only Russian words they know are:
Cyka Blyat
Privyet
Comrade
Kurwa
Also they see all Slavs as Russian
Generally the only Russian words they know are:
Cyka Blyat
Privyet
Comrade
Kurwa
Also they see all Slavs as Russian
by Imagine reading this February 09, 2021
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003