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The Worst AFL team in history. If your interested in becoming a weagle come try out our clinic!
We will tell you: what drugs will improve your stamina for those big games, all the wrong times to use bad language, how to insult someone in the lowest form, to go to rehab and promise to stop the drug addiction and getting the charges dropped plus much more!!
One of my friends went to the west coast eagles clinic.
by Amanda Pereira November 21, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Greatest team in the AFL. Based in Perth, Western Australia, they have made the finals every year theyve been around cept 2. Much better team than the pussy fremantle dockers. Records sellout crowds almost every home game. Home of greats like Peter Sumich, Glen Jakovich, Ben Cousins, Peter Matera and brownlow medallist Chris Judd
The eagles thrashed the dockers AGAIN last sunday
by Nezbit. December 16, 2004
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The West Coast Eagles joined the AFL in 1987 and became the first club from outside Victoria to win an AFL premiership when they defeated Geelong in 1992. They repeated that success in 1994 under the same coach, Mick Malthouse, and captain, John Worsfold, and again defeating Geelong. The Eagles reached all finals series in the 1990s with a disciplined approach to the defensive skills of football and a committed team ethic.

They missed for the first time in 11 years in 2000 under new coach Ken Judge. In its short history, the Eagles have become one of the AFL’s benchmark clubs both on and off the field. In 2000, the Eagles farewelled captain Guy McKenna and in 2001, injuries forced co-captain Dean Kemp to retire. Fellow co-captain Ben Cousins had a sparkling 2001 in a disappointing season in which the Eagles finished 14th. In 2003 the Eagles made the finals and finished 7th in 2004. 2004 was also the year the Eagles saw its first Brownlow medallist in Chris Judd. The Eagles played in the 2005 Grand Final, losing to Sydney.
The West Coast Eagles Football Club
by Dave January 31, 2006
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