Situation 1: You are at a party and you commit a party foul, then you say, "I'm f!@$in wervous!"

Situation 2: I got a date with this hot chick. I'm pretty wervous

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you