weo disease: definition: weo disease (we-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannut speww cowwectwy to save theiw wife;

Da stages of weo disease incwude:
Stage 1 “I am siting on da chaiw”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauow”
Stage 4 “yiam suwtibng ont jskehe chow”
Stage 5 Unweadabwe

Da disease usuawwy spweads fwom pewson to pewson, and thewe’s nu knuwn cuwe.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.