That long-thumbed dude with a penguin vendetta was so born in a Cardiff bordello, but lo and behold if he ain't trying to welthorpe his way out of it.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you