To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.
Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!
by Merch™ July 14, 2004
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(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.
Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."
by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 04, 2006
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Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.
Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt
by Thing07 May 27, 2009
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A person who is acting like such a pussy, that it physically hurts your own body.
Frank was acting like such a pussy welt all night.
by Comeonbro July 02, 2020
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Big dick swinging, muscle flexing, god like warrior sent from the heavens to destroy all those who oppose him.
The man who crossed welte ended up eating soup the rest of his life.
by John Hancock-Jefferson September 22, 2020
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