An awesome female with brown hair.
Epic sense of humour.

Disfigured face.

someone who has a smelly welly belly smelly.

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.