'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'
by sid Bollock November 13, 2004
Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.
by Communistman July 22, 2014
by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005
by paulobeef September 15, 2008
the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks
the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
by casackle March 01, 2009
Tall,usually black,boots worn by women who are looking for one thing only.Normally sex. See Fuck me boots
by a friend of dave's March 09, 2010
Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.
Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006

