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A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.
'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'
by sid Bollock November 13, 2004
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Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.
Oh man, last night was a dream come true! We did the posh wellie for hours!
by Communistman July 22, 2014
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A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.
Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?
by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005
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A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly
Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly
by paulobeef September 15, 2008
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the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks

the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
hey man can you front a gram till welly day
by casackle March 01, 2009
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Tall,usually black,boots worn by women who are looking for one thing only.Normally sex. See Fuck me boots
"Check out the girl in the slag wellies"
by a friend of dave's March 09, 2010
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Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.
Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006
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