“Oi, wanna watch The Office on the fuckity wuckity Telly Welly?” “No we can’t cause you forgot to pay for a Telly Welly license you fat cunt”
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a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole
guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly
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a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole
guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly
by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016
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Shelly Welly is a term originally derived from The Zayd dictionary. It is often used to awaken a sleeping giant. For example, "WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

A shelly welly is also used to describe a huge squishy watermelon pillow. For example, "oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"
"WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

"oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"
by ZhirDeus January 03, 2018
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plural Wellies
An eccentric term for a Condom or Johnny.
Aye before you fuck me you’re going to have to slip on your Wellie.
by AitcH2O March 17, 2020
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A scottish term for being passionate about an activity.
Aye, she got wellied into that food last night!
I got wellied into my work after that.
by Txusofiv December 11, 2017
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