Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
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Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
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:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.
The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.
The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 May 12, 2018
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Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.
by AttackonJordan July 07, 2017
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A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.
To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.
Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?
See also welfare motel
Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?
See also welfare motel
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A padlock & chain worn like a necklace. Worn because you cannot afford a real necklace or as a joke.
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A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
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